Why is it that...

…there is always some moron who chooses to answer the cell phone, and conduct a conversation, in a public bathroom?

… one bra strap always slides off your shoulder when you least want it to – and it’s never the same side, nor is it the same situation repeating itself, so you can’t correct it?

… fruits and juices have to be promoted as being healthy and containing vitamins, nay having vitamins added, when, by their very nature, they are healthy and contain vitamins?

… the day after the office management company tells us that they take pride in reducing random solicitations, 3 sales people stroll into the office, selling their wares?

… though I don’t like water, we feel the need to add vitamins and flavors to our water? Natural flavors? Is it fair, then, to still call it water? Isn’t it just your daily vitamin ground up and mixed into your water so you don’t have to take the pills? Or, I dunno, juice?

…  it’s always the people that I look up to the most have no clue how wonderful they are?